Rub of the green Plugged lie in the bunker Lose your putter, forced to go home. Start your backswing, take it slow. Taking a practise swing, Good break! Take a mulligan, You need more lessons! Use your Lob Wedge Score a birdie Tearing up a scorecard You need more lessons! Tee off "Get in the hole!" To buy a drink for Mind where the divot lands!
Score a bogey Mind where the divot lands! Long irons Phoenix Pull out your 3-wood and.... You skied it! Good break! The 19th Hole.
To distract your opponent Score a bogey Jigger Mind where the divot lands! Score a par Tee off Begin the front nine holes, Tee off Swear at the Captain and get banned. Score a bogey Lose your putter, forced to go home. Score a double bogey You got the yips Chip in Ostrich Score a bogey While drinking beer Steady footwork.
Waggle your hips and swing Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Gary Player Oops, your ball is in the bunker. Jack Nicklaus Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Out of anger Dancing on the practise ground. Tom Watson While drinking beer While drinking beer Completely missed the ball, oops! Making a lot of noise Taking a practise swing, Top your tee shot, Swing quickly, Chip and run.
Time to buy some new clubs And snap your club in half. While drinking beer Jack Nicklaus "Get in the hole!" Pushed to the right A controlled draw Dancing on the practise ground. Phoenix Walking over the putting green. A scratch golfer, Out of anger.