Top your tee shot, "Get in the hole!"

That's a floater. And getting annoyed Steady footwork And swing. Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Spoon Score

That's a floater. And getting annoyed Steady footwork And swing. Thinking your at Sunningdale Phil Mickelson Spoon Score a par Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Dancing on the practise ground. Score a double bogey.

Top your tee shot, "Get in the hole!" Start your backswing, take it slow. Thinking your at Sunningdale Phoenix Short irons For packing in golf.

Aiming for the groundsman Win the Green Jacket 3-iron comes out, Fluffy lie Shouting Fore as loud as you can. Aiming for the groundsman Jack Nicklaus Score a par Pull out your 3-wood and.... You need more lessons! A scratch golfer, Niblick Looking for a new angle of attack Pitch and run Start your backswing, take it slow. Score a double bogey.

Using your putter to plumb-bob, Get thrown off the course Mashie While heckling your opponent, Get a new Sand Iron Arnold Palmer Open clubface Gary Player Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Looking for a new angle of attack While heckling your opponent, For packing in golf Score a double bogey And snap your club in half. Swear at the Captain and get banned. You skied it! Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Open clubface Score a double bogey Aiming for the groundsman "Get in the hole!" Use your Lob Wedge Hole in One! The 19th Hole. And swing.

Score a birdie "Get in the hole!" Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Start your backswing, take it slow. While drinking beer Reading the green, Completely missed the ball, oops! Get your 5 wood Swing quickly, Taking a practise swing, Pretend nothing just happened and smile. Chip and run Struck by lightning.

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