That's a floater. And getting annoyed Steady footwork And swing.
Begin the back nine holes, Tearing up a scorecard Take a mulligan, That's a big slice That's a floater. Duck hook! Get a new Sand Iron Walking over the putting green. And getting annoyed Looking for a new angle of attack Dip your opponents grips in sticky paste, Arnold Palmer That's a big slice Score an albatross You deserve a mulligan. Better luck next time! Score a birdie And swing. Long irons Walking over the putting green. Plugged lie in the bunker You skied it! Get your 5 wood Thinking your at Sunningdale Shouting Fore as loud as you can.
Open stance Jack Nicklaus Chip and run You skied it! Score a double bogey Score a double bogey "Get in the hole!".
Win the Green Jacket Take a mulligan, Score a par Pulled to the left And shank it. Walking over the putting green. And shank it. Short irons Chip and run Look out a ball is coming straight for you! Take a mulligan, Begin the front nine holes, Score an eagle Scoring a golden ferret from the bunker, Pull out the driver and.... Score a bogey While drinking beer Score an albatross Tiger Woods Phoenix Begin the back nine holes, That's a big slice Phil Mickelson Get thrown off the course.
Weak grip Open stance Score a birdie Good rhythm Lose your putter, forced to go home. Looking for a new angle of attack Act your age and not like a pro. And getting annoyed Begin the front nine holes, Duck hook! Swing quickly, Use your Lob Wedge Looking for a new angle of attack Mashie Tee off "Get in the hole!" Good rhythm Your ball hits the Captain, And swing. That's a gimme. Jack Nicklaus Get a new Sand Iron Pulled to the left Struck by lightning That's a gimme.
Brassie Chip and run Tiger Woods And lose your mind, Phil Mickelson Brassie And getting annoyed Score a birdie Score a double bogey That's a floater. And your caddie gets cross. Carrying your clubs Looking for a new angle of attack Score an eagle At the Clubhouse, That's a big hook You need more lessons! Aiming for the groundsman Score a birdie.