Cosmo: Turning Good Sex Into Bad

It’s a sad fact of life that the social justice warriors have made even the simplest things in life hopelessly complicated–particularly for us men, who are simple creatures ill-equipped to deal with any deviation from the norm.

Are we supposed to hold a door open for a lady, or is that now sexist? Which bathroom is it okay to use, and are we still supposed to put the seat down when we’re done? Does affirmative consent require explicit permission getting to first base, or is that just for sliding into home? It’s a dizzying array of rules, and it seems to change from day to day. What’s a poor, confused guy to do?

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